The
Glasgow Comedy Festival
runs from 11th to 28th March this year. It's certainly an event on a
much smaller scale than its big brother in Edinburgh but that doesn't
mean it hasn't attracted a lot of the big names - and I was delighted
when I found out Chris Addison was one of those names. I first saw Chris
live last year at Fat Tuesday (a lovely little gig in London) where he
was properly, tummy-hurtingly funny. I'd also seen Chris do 10 minute
slots in a couple of shows at Christmas, so having seen him live a few
times, and being a big fan of The Thick of It and In The Loop I was very
much looking forward to being entertained for a whole evening.
The show was at the Citizen's Theatre which is a lovely venue, despite
being in a slightly unsalubrious area of Glasgow. I
eventually navigated my way there through Glasgow's maze of one
way streets and collected my front row ticket from the box office. I did
try and take a picture of the theatre auditorium - I was one of those
theatres I love that are quite grand and ornate but ragged round the
edges, and also it looks like it should be much bigger than it is - but
I got immediately got jumped on by an usher. I can understand
photography not being allowed during the show but taking a picture of
the auditorium before the show starts?
Anyway, Mr Addison appeared on stage just after 8pm wearing one of his
trademark flowery shirts and gave us a 40 minute first half filled with
tales of his inadequacies; both as a teenager in a Manchester boys
school, where he was relegated to playing a made up sport with the other
'broken' children as they weren't deemed capable of wielding a cricket
bat, and more recently the humiliation of being asked to spot for
weightlifters at his local council gym.
Addison's show covers everything from these sporting failures to
accidentally buying sex toys, via sex tips for married couples taken
from women's magazines. The second act took on a slightly more political
bent, with references to the Catholic Church and the BNP, but not
without taking time out to talk out the passive aggressive nature of the
internet and why we shouldn't fear artificial intelligence. Chris also
gave the Glasgow crowd a fair amount of local material which went down
well with the audience - even when he went so far as to insult what is
arguably Scotland's national sport, golf.
I wasn't disappointed by the evening - my tummy was suitably hurty when
Chris returned to the stage at the end of the show, not for a
traditional encore, but to see if the audience had any questions to ask
him. Unfortunately, this prompted an idiot on about the third row of the
stalls shouting as if he was competing in a town crier competition to
share the highly intelligent comment 'I thought I was coming to see
Peter Capaldi' - that isn't even a question! Chris swiftly shot him
down, and the girl sat with him who felt the need to contribute with 'do
you want a jam doughnut?'. Seriously, some people just shouldn't be
allowed out. After the children had decided to pipe down somebody
managed to ask as sensible and interesting question - inquiring who
Chris thought was going to win the election. Someone asked if he
remembered his first gig (at the Frog & Bucket in Manchester if
you're interested), and I asked whether he saw himself more as an actor
or a comedian, which is a bit of a rubbish question but the audience
weren't coming up with much and I wanted to say something. The answer is
'whichever one I'm not doing at the time' - or more seriously, as a
comedian because he's been doing it for 15 years, and only acting for a
little bit of that. The last question of the evening was, not
necessarily a great question but provided a great response. Someone
asked what was Chris' favourite Malcolm Tucker line from The Thick of It
or In the Loop. The answer was something that never actually made it to
the screen but it was 'Tucker's Law'. It didn't make the cut but as Mr
Addison kindly informed us, it is 'available to view' and I strongly
suggest you make your way to Google and have a look – and you'll soon
realise why I left the show still laughing.
Chris
Addison is on tour around the UK until November 2010. Check http://www.chrisaddison.co.uk
for details.
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